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potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular, via lolsofunny)

mishasminions:

unraveled-sarcasm:

ironychan:

tazerbitchinheels:

This is disgusting. I love it.

I can just imagine his wife yelling at him “YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!”

Is he wearing a blazer over a leather jacket?

hahahahahhaa. he is. new style. catch on guys.

CAN RDJ JUST WRITE A BOOK ON HOW TO BE A GOD AMONGST MEN

(Source: robert-downey-junior, via lokisestuary)

tooleztofunction:

This scene entire movie was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

(Source: mywordsaremyarmor, via lokisestuary)

taco-bell-rey:

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

(via lokisestuary)

bastardlybrendan:

taskscape:

i-will-lift-you-higher:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

Thank god someone said it. You cannot fuck a vagina loose yo. Anatomy doesn’t work like that.

people that do not understand vaginas should not be allowed near one

"these days it’s true though!"

TELL ME JACOB
TELL ME OF THE OLDEN DAYS
TELL ME OF THE 1930s WHEN VAGINAS WERE AS TIGHT AS AN ANUS
TELL ME OF HOW THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES HAVE DEGRADED INTO HORRIBLE SEEPING MONSTERS WITH GAPING CAVERNS THESE DAYS. 
TELL ME OF YOUR WISDOM.

(via lokisestuary)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via stability)

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